A THANK YOU FROM JULES & TOBY WEISSMAN

Toby and I wish to thank one and all for your concern, well wishes and help regarding my recent bladder surgery.

I am still waiting for the pathology report but I am in a very positive frame of mind.

Again, thanks to everyone
Love,
Toby & Jules

HIGH RADON LEVELS - SOLUTION TO PROBLEM

One of our residents sent me the following as a possible solution to reducing high levels of Radon:

"If Radon levels are high, one approach is to simply open the basement windows and allow the area to ventilate for a period. An exhaust fan to pull air through the area might facilitate displacing the air. Obvious solution, but many times overlooked for something more scientific."

MISSING - ONE REAR VIEW OUTSIDE MIRROR

I saw a car driving down the street without a rear view mirror. Naturally being the nice guy I am, I'm asking the community if they have found a rear view mirror so that they can return it to the owner. Who's car was it? The one, the only LES LANGER. Now that I think about it, he might want to look next to his garage door. Seems like Les took the mirror off his car when he was backing out. Now doesn't this sound terrible? Well it was wasn't as terrible and probably less costly, then his knocking down his mailbox last year.

Les drives a car like he drives a golf ball - NEVER STRAIGHT. So this weeks tournament (which is true) at the Meadows will be, who hits the straightest ball on hole number 5. Les has already conceded.

Les is probably wondering how I found out. It's simple. When you ride around the community with no rear view mirrors, no bumpers, no headlights, etc. and they are all found on your driveway, the answer is obvious - Les did it again (and again).

FOURTH ANNUAL GOURMET LUNCH CLUB - GET TO MEET NEW RESIDENTS

CLICK ON LINK FOR MORE INFORMATION
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HEY JETS FANS - THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!

Season and pre-season Jet tickets.

Excellent location.

Please call: Ron Miller
732-605-0968

DO YOU SHIP YOUR CAR DOWN TO FLORIDA?

If so, could you give me the name and telephone number if you were satisfied with the vendor. One of our residents would like to know who you use. This might be another vendor our Purchasing Committee could get involved with.

GARAGE DOOR SPRINGS

Have your springs sprung? If so, who did you use to have them replaced? Let me know as some residents have asked. Another great item for the Purchasing Committee to get involved with.

BROMINE VS. CHLORINE

One of our residents has experienced some allergic reaction in using our indoor pool. Supposedly, a bromide is being used instead of chlorine. Has anyone else experienced this problem?

I might add that my granddaughters who use the pools in the Marlboro Rec Center have also had some reactions. There eyes became beet red and they were hurting. My daughter spoke with the person at the Marlboro Rec Center who is involved with the chemicals being added to the pools. It seems that a new State directive dealing with public pools now requires that chemicals be added more often and maybe a change in what is being used. Supposedly there is an outbreak of something being found in pools that required some changes to be made.

Boy oh Boy! Is there anything that the Emailer doesn't know?

BRONX CLUB BREAKFAST
SATURDAY, SEPT 8TH

SATURDAY SEPT 8TH IN SOCIAL HALL AT 10.00AM-NOON.

ALL OUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS WHO ARE BRONXITES AT HEART ARE INVITED TO A GRAND BUFFET OF BAGELS, CREAM CHEESE, SCRAMBLED EGGS, BACON, SAUSAGE, FRENCH TOAST, AND PANCAKES, OF CAUSE COFFEE AND PASTRIES.

ALSO.PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE HILARIOUS COMEDY. TEAM OF VALLES AND BOROS TWO FELLOW BRONXITES WHO ARE APPEARING AT REGENCY DIRECT FROM THEIR SUCCESSFUL VEGAS PERFORMANCE.

MAKE CHECK PAYABLE TO REGENCY BRONX CLUB FOR $18.00 PER PERSON. GIVE TO TED SHUSTER 12 CRENSHAW COURT

(EMAILER'S NOTE: DON'T TELL TED BUT THE FOOD IS COMING FROM A BAGEL PLACE IN BROOKLYN. IT'S THE ONLY PLACE THAT MAKES DECENT BAGELS AND BIALY'S. TED ALSO WANTS TO CHALLENGE THE BROOKLYN GUYS AND PLAY JOHNNY ON THE PONY. IF YOU KEEP EATING THOSE BAGELS AND BIALY'S THERE IS NO WAY WE ARE GOING TO ALLOW YOU TO JUMP ON OUR BACKS!!)

A MESSAGE FROM DENNIS SCHMIDT REGARDING REGENCY'S MEN'S TENNIS TEAM

Regency has a perfect tennis record against other condo communities to this date. Regency has been playing other condo communities this tennis season. We have had many different Regency players for each of these matches. Among the list of players are: Morris Adler, Alan August, Harry Borenstein, Jay Bittner, Bob Cheret, Sam Krawet, Steve Lavon, Charlie Lerman, Ron Miller, Jack Perel, Dennis Schmidt, Bob Tramontano, Howard Wichowsky, and Vladimir Zaltsman.

Regency has played Encore for a 1 win before a rain delay. We have won 4 wins to 0 loses against Greenbriar-Whitingham on our home courts. Regency result with Renassiance is 2 wins versus 0 loses. Regency has won 2 against 0 loses against Village Grande. Last but not least, Regency won 1 against Four Seasons, the only other perfect team until 7/25, with a tie breaker win in the first match and hard fought win in the second match to keep our perfect record.

WOMEN'S GROUP - PAMPERED CHEF

Regency Womens Group presenting Pampered Chef by Arlene Gorskie. If interested call Marilyn Jaclin at 732-605-1444.

THAT'S IT FOR NOW
RON