REGENCY'S 2007 BOCCE TEAM
(CLICK ON + SIGN IN LOWER LEFT CORNER TO SPEED UP SLIDESHOW)
REGENCY'S ADOPTED GRANDCHILDREN
(THANK YOU NORA AND JERRY SCOTT FOR PROVIDING US WITH THE BIRTHING ROOM)
REGENCY WINS THE BRONZE MEDAL AT THE
SENIOR CONDO OLYMPICS
Before I begin telling you about the Bocce Olympics, let me thank, as always, Bernie Schwartz who provided me with some outstanding photos (see below and click on + sign in the lower left hand corner to speed up the slideshow). Bernie, by EMAILER PROCLAMATION you are now the OFFICIAL REGENCY PHOTOGRAPHER. Bernie, you are the BEST! Here's the link to go to in order to see the Bocce Team in action:
http://regencyemailer2.blogspot.com/
Carmine Carrara, Captain of the Bocce Team, put together a team this year that he felt would win the gold. The team took the Bronze and just missed the silver by 1 point. It was a heart-breaker but everyone played their best. I know Carmine and his team might feel disappointed but remember Carmine, your famous motto, "wait until next year!". I have to say one thing more. Of all the senior Olympic teams playing Bocce, our team had the best looking women. I would give the same compliment to the men (most handsome team) but Joel spoiled that one. Carmine's team members are:
CARMINE CARRARA
ALAN MALTZMAN
JOEL KAPLAN
ANGELA BRUNO
JOHN CALCAGNO
MARY CACCAMO
TONY DISTEFANO
ALLAN ELLIS
LENNY MONGELLI
FRANK DEPAOLA
SANDY FARINOLA
SOPHIA DISTEFANO
Greenbriar at Marlboro won the gold by winning 5 out of 6 games. Whittingham and Regency finished with a tie breaker both winning 4 out of 6 games (56 total points for Whittingham and 55 total points for Regency), which gave Whittingham 2nd place
Carmine is confident that our team will be victorious when they play in the Mayor's Trophy tournament.
DANCE TRYOUTS FOR OUR REGENCY SHOW- NEW DANCERS ONLY!!!
MON., 7/2 IN BALLROOM ( 5:00 TO 7:00 P.M.)
Please call Carol Kortmansky for an appointment (cell # 732-598-8735) or email her - CAROLEE @ AOL.COM
DANCERS WHO WERE IN PREVIOUS SHOW- CONTACT CAROL IF YOU WILL BE DANCING IN OUR NEW SHOW.(See above )
MAJOR CONGRATULATIONS GO TO NORA AND JERRY SCOTT ON THE BIRTH OF 10 GRANCHILDREN (ON THE SAME DAY)
THERE IS NO TYPO ERROR. YES, 10 WERE BORN ON THE SAME DAY. THIS WILL GO DOWN IN RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT! BEFORE WRITING THIS I EVEN CONFIRMED IT WITH JERRY SCOTT. JERRY WAS ALREADY HANDING OUT CIGARS. HE TOOK SOME AWESOME PICTURES OF HIS NEW GRANDCHILDREN AND I AM JUST IN AWE OF THIS WHOLE THING. I ASKED HOW MANY GIRLS AND BOYS BUT HE FORGOT SINCE HE WAS IN SHOCK. HE DID MENTION THAT THEY NAMED SOME OF THE BABIES ALREADY, LOUIE (PROBABLY AFTER LEW TENDLER), DONALD (AFTER A GRANFATHER WHO WAS IN SHOW BUSINESS). THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT ALL THE KIDS ARE HEALTHY AND THEY LOVE BATHING.
YOU THINK THIS IS WEIRD, IT EVEN GETS BETTER. THERE WAS JUST ONE MOTHER. RON, IT'S TIME TO TELL REGENCY WHAT WENT ON. YOU SEE, IN THE FRONT OF JERRY AND NORA'S HOME THERE IS A TREE. UNDER THE TREE A MOTHER DUCK LAID SOME EGGS (10) AND THE OTHER DAY THE EGGS HATCHED INTO LITTLE DUCKLINGS. ONCE BORN, THEY TOOK A LITTLE WALK TO THE PONDS ON THE GOLF COURSE TO SWIM AND HAVE A NICE TIME. SO IF YOU ARE PLAYING GOLF AND YOU SEE THESE LITTLE DUCKLINGS JUST SAY, "THERE'S ONE OF THE SCOTTS GRANDCHILDREN". JERRY SAID HE WILL SEND ME SOME PICTURES WHICH I KNOW YOU ARE ALL ANXIOUS TO SEE.
NOW HERE IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED A FEW HOUSES DOWN THE STREET FROM THE SCOTT'S. WE HAD MORE BIRTHS. THIS TIME CATS. SOME LITTLE KITTENS WERE BORN A FEW DOORS DOWN. WHAT IS GOING ON ON TURNBERRY? I THINK ONE OF THE RESIDENTS MUST BE RUNNING A FERTILITY CLINIC AND IS "FERTILIZING" TURNBERRY. I THINK NEXT WEEK LARRY & LINDA EHRLICH WILL BE HAVING THE BIRTH OF SOME RABBITS. REMEMBER IF THEY ARE UNDER 48 YEARS OLD, THEY MUST LEAVE OR RULE 234.76 STATES WE WILL HAVE TO GET THE DUCK, CAT AND RABBIT PATROLS AFTER THE VIOLATORS.
WHILE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ALL THESE BIRTHS, YES AND I'VE SEEN THE MOMMA, THERE IS A BLACK SNAKE IN THE WATER TO THE RIGHT OF HOLE #3 AND SHE ALSO HAD SOME BABIES THAT WERE SPOTTED. WE DO HAVE A "SNAKE MAN" WHO KNOWS THE TYPE OF SNAKE AND IT'S A BLACK RAT SNAKE OR SOME OTHER NAME HE TOLD ME. INTERESTING ENOUGH ALL SNAKES IN NEW JERSEY ARE NON-POISONOUS AND THE STATE PROTECTS ALL SNAKES SINCE THEY EAT RODENTS SO THEY CANNOT BE KILLED. YOU CAN MOVE THEM TO ANOTHER ENVIRONMENT BUT IF YOU THINK I'M PUTTING ANY SNAKE IN MY CAR - YOUR NUTS!!!
(NOTE: JERRY'S PICTURES ARRIVED SHOWING THE GRANDCHILDREN). CLICK ON THIS LINK TO VIEW REGENCY'S NEWLY ADOPTED FAMILY)
http://regencyemailer2.blogspot.com/
THAT'S IT FOR NOW
RON
