Saturday, April 19, 2008

This certainly has been a busy month for the EMAILER. Even with expanding the number of emails I am permitted to send out in one month, I will reach my maximum for the month with this email. So I will give you a little break and my next email will be sent out in the beginning of MAY.
ADRIVE PROBLEMS WITH LINKS

AFTER HEARING FROM MANY OF YOU THAT OPENING LINKS (WHICH I STORE ON ADRIVE) HAS BECOME A PROBLEM, WITHIN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS I WILL BE WORKING ON TRANSFERING MY BLOG TO A WEBSITE. SINCE A BLOG IS FREE AND ADRIVE IS FREE, I GUESS YOU GET WHAT YOU PAID FOR.

IF I CAN TRANSFER THE ENTIRE BLOG AND HAVE IT WORK ON THE WEBSITE, THAT'S THE WAY I WILL TRY TO DO IT. IF NOT, THE BLOG WILL STAY (SINCE THE BLOG HASN'T HAD ANY PROBLEMS) AND I WILL JUST UPLOAD MY FILES TO THE WEBSITE AND THE LINKS (TO FLYERS; MESSAGES, ETC) WILL THEN BE LINKED TO THE WEBSITE AND NOT TO ADRIVE.

A MESSAGE OF THANKS FROM CAROL LANGER AND FAMILY

Saying thank you never seems to be enough. I feel very fortunate for all the love and support I received when my mother recently passed away. The cards, donations, phone calls and personal visits from my Regency family helped make a difficult time much easier to bear. I am very touched by the outpouring of friendship, caring and concern that I received. Once again you have shown that Regency is filled with wonderful, caring people who make this such a special place to live.

Carol Langer and Family

MEN'S GOLF AT THE MEADOWS - WEDNESDAY'S

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN PLAYING AS A SUB, LET ME KNOW. WE CAN ALWAYS USE SUBS. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY 11 HOLES ONLY, WE DO HAVE A VACANCY. WE CAN ALSO USE 1, MAYBE 2, PLAYERS WHO WANT TO PLAY AS A REGULAR.

WOMEN'S GROUP EVENTS

FATHER'S DAY CELEBRATION
SATURDAY, JUNE 14TH

CLICK ON LINK FOR MORE INFORMATION

http://www.adrive.com/public/a9e408969ecd966846c43cd089c0b1226c33ae2a0daf00ea92a5af647114f0a4.html

FOREIGN FILM FESTIVAL
MAY 20TH - "AFTER THE WEDDING"


CLICK ON LINK FOR MORE INFORMATION

http://www.adrive.com/public/1304a2e36479d7628f744cd8262ddd642a407e43ec8ccd01e64081d62b491f3a.html

" BOCCE BALL"

STARTS ON WEDNESDAY APRIL 23RD AT 6 PM. PLEASE MEET AT THE COURTS SCHEDULED BOCCE TIMES:

MONDAYS: 6 PM
WEDNESDAY: 6 PM

CALL CARMINE CARRARA AT 732- 656-3134
TO SIGN UP OR JUST STOP BY THE BOCCE COUR

GRANDKIDS DAY SPONSORED BY MEN'S CLUB
SUNDAY MAY 4TH 11AM


$1 PER CHILD OVER 2/ $2 PER ADULT
CONTACT CARL SILVERMAN 521 1270
ART COOPER 521 0058

ROMEO'S MESSAGE

DUE TO PASSOVER FRED & MURRAY IS CLOSED
WE WILL HAVE LUNCH NEXT TUESDAY APRIL 22ND
AT EMPIRE DINER

TED SHUSTER IS BACK AND SO IS THE BRONX CLUB

Attn all Bronx Club Members and Fellow Regency Residents

On May 3rd Saturday at 10.00 am-12.00 noon.

We invite our members and friends to a hot buffet breakfast and entertainment by one of the hottest comedians around Mr jeff DeHart who has appeared at many of the top venues in America.

Cost is $18.00 per person for members and $19.00 for non members

This program will be our highlight of the season so mark the date and don't forget to come. We are celebrating our first year and are planning an exciting second season with a July trip to Yankee stadium and a Sept trip to tour the east bronx and wave hill and follow up with dinner at arthur ave.so keep your eyes posted for these events at Ron Posts e-mail and the carosel in the clubhouse

Make all checks payable to the Regency Bronx Club and place in the mailbox of Alan Glassman at 83 Riviera Drive or Ted Shuster 12 Crenshaw Court.

(Emailer's Note - Ted, I am will to do this for you even though I am a BROOKLYNITE. The reason - you are married to a very sweet and lovely lady named Ethel)

TEXAS HOLD'EM TOURNAMENT

THERE IS STILL TIME TEXAS HOLDEM SUNDAY MAY 18TH
ONE DAY EVENT STARTING AT 11:30

$30 PP INCLUDES FOOD, PRIZES, ETC.
CONTACT AL MALTZMAN OR RICHARD LANS

TICKET AVAILABLE FOR WOMEN'S SMART TALK SERIES

a ticket to the Womens Smart Talk series with Tina Brown on April 29th is available. Any wishing to buy the ticket, please call Hollis Borak 732 605 0905.

Regency Digital Photography Club Meeting

On Thursday, April 17th we will have a meeting of the Regency Digital Photography Club in the library of the Club House at 4:00PM. Mark Chasin will give another one of his informative talks on Photoshop/Elements techniques. This time he will show how to improve photographs and substitute backgrounds. We will be having a brainstorming session on which topics those present feel are most important to cover in future meetings and perhaps in a Photography Clinic for all residents of Regency. This will also include discussion of potential guest speakers.

Come and help us develop topics for future meetings.

Thanks, Howard Wichansky

WE WISH STEVE KARTEN ALL THE BEST ON HIS UPCOMING SURGERY

My husband Steve Karten is going back into the hospital for another
round of spinal surgery on April 21st. I know we can count in
advance on all our Regency friends for support and comfort.

Thank you.
Alene Kristal

A MESSAGE FROM A RESIDENT REGARDING NEW RULES

Emailer's Note: I am only adding this because I was unaware of these rules. If the Emailer isn't aware of the new rules then the likelihood is that many residents are also unaware of them. To prevent any "problems" at the pool, knowing the rules in advance, might prevent some of these "problems" from occurring.

ATTN; REGENCY GRANDPARENTS

NEW RULES HAVE BEEN INSTITUTED AT THE OUTDOOR POOL

1.NO GUESTS WILL BE ADMITTED IN THE POOL BEFORE 1.00PM
2.THE HOURS HAVE BEEN PUSHED FORWARD FROM AN OPENING AT 10.00AM TO 11.00AM.

THERE IS TO BE A BOARD MEETING ON MAY 14 AT 3.00PM IF YOU DISAGREE OR AGREE WITH THESE REGULATIONS PLEASE ATTEND THIS MEETING AND EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS.

ALSO, PLEASE ATTEND THE TOWN HALL MEETING ON SATURDAY, APRIL 26TH AT 9:00 AM.

ONE THING TO CONSIDER IS WHETHER BANNING CHILDREN TILL 1.PM WILL CAUSE A DROP IN INCOME TO OUR GRILL SINCE MANY FAMILIES WHO HAVE TO WAIT TILL 1.00PM WILL DECIDE TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES BEFORE COMING TO THE POOL. TED SHUSTER

CONGRATULATIONS TO MARK KAUFMAN

IMAGINE STARTING OFF THE NEW SEASON WITH A HOLE IN ONE. YES, MARK STARTED HIS SEASON OFF HERE AT REGENCY BY GETTING A HOLE IN ONE ON HOLE #7. MARK NOW JOINS THE ELITE GROUP OF HOLE IN ONE'ERS THAT ARE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY BLOG. IF YOU ALSO HAD A HOLE IN ONE (AT ANY COURSE) LET ME KNOW.

THE GREEN THUMB AWARD GOES TO FRANK DEPAOLA

This is why I made a decision to award Frank DePaola the GREEN THUMB award:

I HAVE HAD ABOUT THIRTY PEOPLE INQUIRE AS TO WHY MY LAWN IS SO GREEN AND THEIR'S IS HARDLY GROWING AND IS STILL BROWN. THEY CLAIM THEY HAVE FERTILIZED THEIR OWN LAWN BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE MINE.

THIS IS WHAT I DO TO MY LAWN:

STEP ONE: LAY DOWN ABOUT 20 POUNDS OF GYPSON ON THE FRONT LAWN ( SOLD AT HOME DEPOT)

STEP TWO: I AERATE WITH SHOE SPIKES (BOUGHT ON THE INTERNET FROM SKY MALL $12:00)

STEP THREE: SCOTTS STEP ONE IN MARCH, STEP TWO IN JUNE. AND 20 POUNDS OF GYPSON, STEP THREE IN AUGUST AND STEP FOUR IN SEPTEMBER

STEP FOUR: SCOTTS WINTER FERTILIZER IN NOVEMBER

THE ABOVE MAKES THE LAWN HEALTHY AND BREAKS UP THE CLAY BASE WE HAVE FOR TOP SOIL

THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH DOING THIS IS THAT I HAVE TO CUT MY FRONT LAWN THREE TIMES A WEEK OF CUTTING IT

EMAILER'S NOTE: FRANK, I HAVE A 5 STEP APPROACH
STEP 1 - HIRE FRANK
STEP 2 - HIRE FRANK
STEP 3 - HIRE FRANK
STEP 4 - HIRE FRANK
STEP 5 - GO SEE A SHRINK IF I AM GOING TO DO WHAT FRANK DOES!

JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, THE FIRST DAY OF GOLF AT THE MEADOW'S ON WEDNESDAY WITH 2 TOURNAMENTS, FRANK, WHO IS USUALLY CLOSEST TO THE HOLE WAS 10' AWAY AND MARV ("BOOMER") WEISMAN WAS 9' AWAY. FRANK FOUND OUT ABOUT MARV WINNING THE TOURNAMENT HOWEVER, JERRY STOLLAR, OUR "BONDED" TREASURER SAID THAT HE CAN'T FIND MARV. FRANK, IT'S ONLY A GAME. TELL US WHERE MARV IS. HMMM! MAYBE MARV IS STEP 2 OF HOW FRANK MAKES A GREENER LAWN.

BAM, CRACK AND ALL THAT MAH JONGG STUFF

REGENCY WOMEN’S GROUP
MAH JONGG

TOURNAMENT

MONDAY, JUNE 9, 2008 12:30PM

LUNCHABLES AND PRIZES!!!!!

*Registration Fee $15 due by MAY 27TH

*Must be a Paid-Up Member

*Limited enrollment

*Must bring 2008 Mah Jongg card

Check out our Women’s Group Website at

http://www.regencycommunity.org/women/index.php

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Please RSVP no later than Tuesday, May 27th.

Check payable to Regency Women’s Group and include this receipt.

Drop it off at either address below….

Roz Steinberg – 139 Country Club Dr. 605-9526 or

Shelly Senack - 3 Crooked Stick Pl. 605-1269

YOUR NAME_________________________PHONE #_______________

________I WILL bring a Mah Jongg Set ________I WILL bring a tablecloth

THAT'S IT FOR NOW (Next email will come out at the beginning of May)
RON